New York- The abridged version

N's cousin is here, and we are to entertain him this entire week. . And even though he's a really really cool guy and is just a year younger than me and 4 years younger than N, that still makes us a combined total of 5 years older than him, which is about 35 in dog years. That makes us older, and we want to sleep early so that our tired bones can recuperate from the stress of being so old. What is there to see in New York? A lot! More than we can handle! Everything! But poor cousin gets to see the handpicked places with the quickest sandwiches, fastest entertainment, and pay-per-view at home.